Tuesday, July 10

"Vanity is the quicksand of reason"
-George Sand

Oh Google vanity search has really done me in this time. Revealing exactly what I have found will reveal a bit more personal information than I would like. But let me share a couple of the gems I discovered tonight.

My college ex-boyfriend has resurfaced. Yes Jacy, this is the one with the Casper Van Dien smile, the motorcycle, and the penis that would not stay in his shorts. Apparently he is running his own personal training business in Las Vegas. That's pretty great I must say, he is doing a job that he always wanted to do (apparently the professional wrestling gig did not pan out...seriously), and enjoys. On the other hand at 5'10" and 210lbs, he does not look at all like the boy I dated in college. AND, looks nothing like Casper Van Dien anymore, thank goodness. Just plain weird.

Second, and worse!!! I have just discovered that my last name is a somewhat popular slang term for:

"...any person who is of the white trash/thug/inbred genus. Standard accoutrements include but are not limited to gaudy chains, wife beaters, garishly baggy pants/shorts, Lugz, visors, and various other urban brands such as Ecko or FUBU. Often seen in camaros or over-accessorized japanese cars. Almost always seen smoking "cigs" or at least smells as though one has been bathing in cigarette smoke. As far as other bathing is concerned, the ****** is lacking. Disgusting facial hair such as the molestache, crustache, or White Trash Stache are commonplace and seemingly required. "Dood, Toight, Sooo Wasted," and "Cigs" are standard vocabulary. Can be spotted at malls, 2 Fast 2 Furious movie premiers, and in Sonic parking lots. Music choices involve one of two genres. They enjoy bad popular rap such as 50 Cent and Eminem or nu-metal in the vein of linkin park and slipknot."

Hi-yi-yi!!! Basically the Chavs of the Americas!

Note to self: NO MORE GOOGLE VANITY SEARCHES!!!!!

11 comments:

Jacy said...

De Gallo = the Chavs of the Americas?

MdG said...

WEll, my real last name.

Jacy said...

oh ... and now i am dying to know what it is!

Jacy said...

OK, I figured out what it is. Odd. I have never even heard of that name before, never mind all the negatives attached to it.

But I do remember a word similar to it that was used, I believe, by Jeff Spicoli in Fast Times at Ridgemont High.

MdG said...

It's very strange right? I've not shown the definition to Sarge yet. I'm sure we'll have a good laugh about it.

Jacy said...

it is totally strange. how did it happen?

MdG said...

How's that?

Jacy said...

how did that name become synonymous with white trash?

MdG said...

Oh, I have no idea, there's not much of an Etymological background on that site it's on. Maybe it's just the way it sounds? Though I never thought of it that way. It's not all that common a name either. Just one of those things that you discover when you plug your name into a Google search.

Rebecca said...

While I am curious about your name, the one thing that I seriously need you to write a post about is the boyfriend whose penis would not stay in his shorts! HAHAHAHAHA....that just grabbed my attention.

MdG said...

Yes, well, basically he was very clumsy, and he would often trip and his penis would accidentally fall into other girls.

Strange that.