Grifter A.K.A. Cole Cash. You were HARD CORE!
Ok, so maybe you were a less hairy, strawberry blond, Wolverine with guns.
Worked for a super secret government special ops squad.
Was experimented on by controllers of said super secret government squad.
Hair trigger, barely controlled psychotic rage.
Special "healing" powers that allow you to recover from...oh...crushed legs?
Still, it's so sad to see how far you've slipped.
Handing out Mardi Gras beads with a Kitty that has no mouth.