Question Time!!

SO.

Say you're standing infront of a table of tshirts that you may or may not want to buy. Each shirt has a sticker on it that states the size and the price. There is obviously only one shirt in each size on the table, and easily visible but not reachable boxes of tshirts behind the table.

Oh yes, and you see me standing behind the table with an expectant smile on my face. Ok, well, it's more of a strained grimace.

Do you...

A. Ask me how much the shirts are?
B. Walk off with a tshirt?
C. Throw the tshirts all the hell over the place, including under the table?
D. Ask what size shirts there are?
E. Tell me the size of shirt you would like, and have your money out and ready to pay?

If you said A, B,C, or D, then you were at my open house. That's right, my elementary school open house, not a Jonas Brothers concert.

Out of the $2200 sold, I swear only about $100 was sold to people who would have chose "E".

This seals it, I could never survive in retail again.

And those of you who "know" me, this does not entitle you to walk behind my table and bypass all the folk waiting to buy their shirts to ask me your inane questions, or buy your shirts. Forgive me if I tell you to hold on and help everyone freaking waiting in line until you walk away.

The school year has just started, and look at me, already bitchy!

Bragging

Well, kind of.

It helps if you realize that I am the most lazy, unathletic, lazy person in the world. Unfortunately/Fortunately?? I married Mr. SuperAthletico. Over that past 10years he's been slowly converting me to less lazy, and semi athletic. It also helps that my girlfriend Sunflower totally kicks my ass if I don't show up to the gym every day.

Anyway.

Friday's workout.
CrossFit Total.
My score:
Back Squat: 115 (best ever!!!)
Shoulder Press: 85
Deadlift: 145 (Almost bodyweight!!)

Yay me!

Oh yeah, there was another reason I did not update this blog for so long.
My computer keyboard was broken, I guess I spilled coffee or something on it, and the underscore button would not work, and guess what symbol is in my log in?!
Of course!

O My!

Ok, I seriously want this t-shirt! Of course I can only find it online in a Men's Large and up. And, to boot, it's fracking $25!!! Could I pay $25 for a tshirt?!
Oh, heck yeah, when it's as awesome as this one.



Of course all you bastards who get to go to things like DragonCon, and freaking Star Wars Celebration. I hate you, hate you all.

The View From Where I Sit

Canoeing on La Sorgue, France.

So, it's been over a year.

Multi tasking has never been my forte, so keeping up two blogs, pretty much not going to happen.

However, the cake blog is too vanilla, and there are some things that I really cannot post. Here however on Anon-o-Blog....

So, maybe I'm back. We'll see.