tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-328290022024-02-19T15:38:40.630+01:00The Anti-SocialistProviding sarcasm and anti-social behavior since 1973.MdGhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02097934245121644565noreply@blogger.comBlogger263125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32829002.post-62137523772324822662010-11-16T09:26:00.003+01:002010-11-16T09:31:04.011+01:00New Re-ObsessionI've recently become re-obsessed with my Flickr account.<br /><br />I've been on Flickr for about 4 years now, but have not really done anything with it since I started my cake blog. <br /><br />But, since I'm such rubbish with sending pictures to relatives, and the new Hotmail is even more rubbish at uploading photos I recently upgraded my account. Woo!<br /><br /><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/7761090@N04/">My Flickr site</a>.<br /><br />Nothing terribly exciting going on there, but when I signed up for a Pro account I did get a free photo book from SnapFish, which was awesome too.MdGhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02097934245121644565noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32829002.post-87967717819681708172010-11-01T11:32:00.006+01:002010-11-01T11:50:15.646+01:00Jupiter's ChickenI have recently inherited a stash of undershirts from Sarge. Since he only wears his blues uniform once a week, these shirts are practically new. And I've been needing new work out shirts something awful.<br /><br />A plain white t is not really my bag.<br /><br />So, a plain white t + too much <a href="http://www.starz.com/originals/spartacus">Spartacus: Blood and Sand</a> =<br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjwHcC3ZpR126p0I1wdV0ajQWsQOvreWCVppVVYZOunP4lp_KDJ0kYLt6wK8HdBwE2t-DnMFyvaqrt-vUz64cP-EfT77lQ6Eh583A2kCOV3kGmk0gjYPgsrNXUeh_7DeNZ60JMt/s1600/IMGP6159.JPG"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjwHcC3ZpR126p0I1wdV0ajQWsQOvreWCVppVVYZOunP4lp_KDJ0kYLt6wK8HdBwE2t-DnMFyvaqrt-vUz64cP-EfT77lQ6Eh583A2kCOV3kGmk0gjYPgsrNXUeh_7DeNZ60JMt/s400/IMGP6159.JPG" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5534529270224176018" /></a><br />Jupiter's cock!!!<br /><br />I wear this out in public, so I could not be too literal, still, I don't think that many people will get it.<br /><br />Here it is used in context.<br /><object width="640" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/qnZXxTZ2Xu8?fs=1&hl=en_US"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/qnZXxTZ2Xu8?fs=1&hl=en_US" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="400" height="250"></embed></object>MdGhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02097934245121644565noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32829002.post-69339420014120029892010-09-23T18:50:00.001+02:002010-09-23T18:50:00.327+02:00Question Time!!SO.<br /><br />Say you're standing infront of a table of tshirts that you may or may not want to buy. Each shirt has a sticker on it that states the size and the price. There is obviously only one shirt in each size on the table, and easily visible but not reachable boxes of tshirts behind the table.<br /><br />Oh yes, and you see me standing behind the table with an expectant smile on my face. Ok, well, it's more of a strained grimace.<br /><br />Do you...<br /><br />A. Ask me how much the shirts are?<br />B. Walk off with a tshirt?<br />C. Throw the tshirts all the hell over the place, including under the table?<br />D. Ask what size shirts there are?<br />E. Tell me the size of shirt you would like, and have your money out and ready to pay?<br /><br />If you said A, B,C, or D, then you were at my open house. That's right, my elementary school open house, not a Jonas Brothers concert.<br /><br />Out of the $2200 sold, I swear only about $100 was sold to people who would have chose "E".<br /><br />This seals it, I could never survive in retail again.<br /><br />And those of you who "know" me, this does not entitle you to walk behind my table and bypass all the folk waiting to buy their shirts to ask me your inane questions, or buy your shirts. Forgive me if I tell you to hold on and help everyone freaking waiting in line until you walk away.<br /><br />The school year has just started, and look at me, already bitchy!MdGhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02097934245121644565noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32829002.post-83348925634147272932010-09-19T13:55:00.002+02:002010-09-19T14:02:42.906+02:00BraggingWell, kind of.<br /><br />It helps if you realize that I am the most lazy, unathletic, lazy person in the world. Unfortunately/Fortunately?? I married Mr. SuperAthletico. Over that past 10years he's been slowly converting me to less lazy, and semi athletic. It also helps that my girlfriend Sunflower totally kicks my ass if I don't show up to the gym every day.<br /><br />Anyway.<br /><br />Friday's workout.<br /><a href="http://journal.crossfit.com/2006/12/the-crossfit-total-by-mark-rip.tpl">CrossFit Total</a>.<br />My score:<br />Back Squat: 115 (best ever!!!)<br />Shoulder Press: 85<br />Deadlift: 145 (Almost bodyweight!!)<br /><br />Yay me!MdGhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02097934245121644565noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32829002.post-10717933400039649232010-09-15T21:54:00.001+02:002010-09-15T21:56:31.965+02:00Oh yeah, there was another reason I did not update this blog for so long.<br />My computer keyboard was broken, I guess I spilled coffee or something on it, and the underscore button would not work, and guess what symbol is in my log in?! <br />Of course!MdGhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02097934245121644565noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32829002.post-55365948477435200982010-09-14T17:40:00.003+02:002010-09-14T17:45:08.049+02:00O My!Ok, I seriously want this t-shirt! Of course I can only find it online in a Men's Large and up. And, to boot, it's fracking $25!!! Could I pay $25 for a tshirt?!<br />Oh, heck yeah, when it's as awesome as this one.<br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjdrZIXp0bfQ6WQKamzVG8YW24O8K_daasElGBYs0779IsUumvqDk9G0hQrxO58r9pn2_xJUVdidd9LP1Jbc5QUKAc5iVUosysTMjWqgGVaYxsi2ctOfTE9QxaV4dIH-E_N-N4w/s1600/081910_o_lando_t_shirt_1.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 325px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjdrZIXp0bfQ6WQKamzVG8YW24O8K_daasElGBYs0779IsUumvqDk9G0hQrxO58r9pn2_xJUVdidd9LP1Jbc5QUKAc5iVUosysTMjWqgGVaYxsi2ctOfTE9QxaV4dIH-E_N-N4w/s400/081910_o_lando_t_shirt_1.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5516794855619578818" /></a><br /><br />Of course all you bastards who get to go to things like <a href="http://www.dragoncon.org/">DragonCon</a>, and freaking <a href="http://www.starwarscelebration.com/">Star Wars Celebration</a>. I hate you, hate you all.MdGhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02097934245121644565noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32829002.post-46211270752961438832010-09-06T10:10:00.005+02:002010-09-06T10:16:12.031+02:00The View From Where I Sit<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjH4WgvXO9URpisoCnC9e-uFFz92l5gaJ9F-WzBgHd5yXOqS0rMRrGmlzNfXn3VJ0O-QP2zcAPhx54sfedVqOafzqdtZbMEkM-7qrevSibXCFrQ7MZW22VWnOQSwKoL0KoiyQtC/s1600/Provence-Canoeing+la+Sorgue+27.JPG"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 300px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjH4WgvXO9URpisoCnC9e-uFFz92l5gaJ9F-WzBgHd5yXOqS0rMRrGmlzNfXn3VJ0O-QP2zcAPhx54sfedVqOafzqdtZbMEkM-7qrevSibXCFrQ7MZW22VWnOQSwKoL0KoiyQtC/s400/Provence-Canoeing+la+Sorgue+27.JPG" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5513710879098486834" /></a><br />Canoeing on La Sorgue, France.<br /><br />So, it's been over a year.<br /><br />Multi tasking has never been my forte, so keeping up two blogs, pretty much not going to happen.<br /><br />However, the cake blog is too vanilla, and there are some things that I really cannot post. Here however on Anon-o-Blog....<br /><br />So, maybe I'm back. We'll see.MdGhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02097934245121644565noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32829002.post-59608293276505776802009-08-05T08:53:00.004+02:002009-08-05T09:06:59.221+02:00Just doing my partJust like Mrs. S over at Snarkolepsy I'm doing my part to <a href="http://snarkolepsy.blogspot.com/2009/07/still-ruining-earth.html">ruin the earth.</a><br /><br />I ordered this cake pan along with a couple other things from Target.com. Not only did the rest of my order ship completely separately, but I got the pan, which is less than 2 inches thick in this HUGE ASS box.<br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhPUGAEXL2hvWeGhGIsXEILeFdzt58FpV8B8pTUFlyDoDVgmKmhsefTshaMDzFeni9L3deQ1FwvLYdKo_mo2fGSlwzBcoZIREtmqQoCRgHiIsHliGn6EKLdEEzyzVBFr9JvZBQ5/s1600-h/IMGP1064.JPG"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 300px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhPUGAEXL2hvWeGhGIsXEILeFdzt58FpV8B8pTUFlyDoDVgmKmhsefTshaMDzFeni9L3deQ1FwvLYdKo_mo2fGSlwzBcoZIREtmqQoCRgHiIsHliGn6EKLdEEzyzVBFr9JvZBQ5/s400/IMGP1064.JPG" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5366370310225427202" /></a><br />Of course, 95% of the box was stuffed with those air filled plastic pillows. <br /><br />WTF is up with that??<br /><br />But I'm totally excited to try out my new cake pan. Look, it makes <a href="http://www.cakespy.com/2007/10/cake-on-stick-cakesicle-pan.html">CAKESICLES</a>!MdGhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02097934245121644565noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32829002.post-73675197197483252222009-07-27T10:06:00.002+02:002009-07-27T10:11:07.908+02:00Geek vacation!Where would us dorks choose to go on vacation?<br /><br />Where we can all be geeks!<br /><br /><a href="http://www.legoland.de/?lc=en">LegoLand!!!</a><br /><br />A pretty good deal for this time of the year. I think we paid about 511 Euro for 3 nights at a nice hotel, and two day passes to the park for all three of us.<br /><br />This is why we don't go on many holidays, Sarge has a heart attack whenever we have to shell out for vacations. He's been watching our savings grow, and whenever we make a large purchase, I think it physically hurts him.<br /><br />The he had a second heart attack when I reminded him that we would probably come home with another 100 Euro in Legos. <br /><br />I hope they have all the Star Wars figures!MdGhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02097934245121644565noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32829002.post-59785777851063144452009-07-25T11:05:00.002+02:002009-07-25T11:13:00.193+02:00The small thingsI felt pretty good about myself yesterday. I managed to rip about 10% of my CD collection onto iTunes. Yeah, yeah, big deal..<br /><br />Sadly this all took alot of research on my part. Seriously.<br /><br />First I ripped about 4 CDs to the Real Player program on my computer. Then I realized that was not going to work so much. So I actually had to go search the help files. Ok, find the Windows Media Player and start ripping there. Hmmmm...open iTunes and see if I can start transferring stuff there.<br /><br />WHAT?!?!?<br /><br />Copy my CD's straight to iTunes? DOH!!!<br /><br />Yet, it does not end there.<br /><br />For some reason each song was taking about 3 minutes to copy. This is going to take forever!! What's that? Window's Media Player is still open? <br /><br />Well, look at that, it's just blazing through now.<br /><br />So yeah, that took up most of my night.<br /><br />And crap, a single episode of Mythbusters takes 8 hours to download!! <strong>8 HOURS PEOPLE!!</strong><br /><br />Like I told my friend Mama Bird, the internets are not the only slow thing in this house.MdGhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02097934245121644565noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32829002.post-91158749516733592402009-07-09T09:36:00.006+02:002009-07-11T22:20:47.077+02:00Awesome!Spending time at the German hospital I tend to notice the little changes. <A href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgf59iT8RoNs0IsEShucAAvDMSDdFLZoz5nh0IzptnGZ3r-ia57vukhkGkEvXcyCCqIJNxd0NPn6ct3zfQ6DQpC-8p10qDXmWGPohzPzAgc7ZPEQDaYMylhqeVY4fAos9yh_QLH/s1600-h/IMGP0985.JPG"><IMG id=BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5356362427982550850 style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 300px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 400px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgf59iT8RoNs0IsEShucAAvDMSDdFLZoz5nh0IzptnGZ3r-ia57vukhkGkEvXcyCCqIJNxd0NPn6ct3zfQ6DQpC-8p10qDXmWGPohzPzAgc7ZPEQDaYMylhqeVY4fAos9yh_QLH/s400/IMGP0985.JPG" border=0></A> No, this is not a picture of a weird European toilet. It is a <A href="http://www.dysonairblade.com/">Dyson Airblade</A>!! <br />I love most things Dyson, Dyson himself is pretty freaking cool. <br /><br />Of course I took a video of it drying my hands, but I could not get it to load on Blogger. Boo!<br /><br />You can actually see the skin on my hands rippling! Crazy!MdGhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02097934245121644565noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32829002.post-2598386394159619022009-07-08T08:30:00.003+02:002009-07-08T08:32:42.757+02:00Question of the daySo.<br /><br />If a person...say...ME, has pulmonary embolisms, granted very small ones.<br /><br />What does it mean when blood tests show hemophilia?<br /><br />LOL, WUT??MdGhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02097934245121644565noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32829002.post-87750591907817769962009-07-07T17:05:00.001+02:002009-07-07T17:10:26.535+02:00AAAAAaaahhhHHHH!!!!New toy!!!<br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiDz5JSNym6fjpGdi_PviSUoyyODWvorEo8LeYalLRwjC3_tm73-l6Xf8fDJduoAWmasgms5J-eI3iQy1CvWX9RJup1tpUoDb3BgekT9VmpWjsOBGjVFRK9-PTZFBrvA4_h8Hlw/s1600-h/IMGP0980.JPG"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 300px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiDz5JSNym6fjpGdi_PviSUoyyODWvorEo8LeYalLRwjC3_tm73-l6Xf8fDJduoAWmasgms5J-eI3iQy1CvWX9RJup1tpUoDb3BgekT9VmpWjsOBGjVFRK9-PTZFBrvA4_h8Hlw/s400/IMGP0980.JPG" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5355735367661970786" /></a><br />Now if I can figure out how to use it.<br />For real, no user manual.MdGhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02097934245121644565noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32829002.post-21483575228702469152009-07-02T08:00:00.002+02:002009-07-02T08:06:02.414+02:00BusyWell, one of the excuses I have for not updating this blog is my hands have been pretty busy.<br /><br />I started making cakes for friends on their birthdays, which turned into referrals to others for cakes for parties and other occastions.<br /><br />I have a little side business going. I've even started an un-anonymous blog to direct people to when they are intersted in seeing past cakes.<br /><br /><a href="http://alwaysabowlofcherries.blogspot.com/">My cakes!!!</a><br /><br />I'm getting a little worried about making cakes this summer though because the weather is turning very humid. Fondant tends to get a little weird in humid weather.<br /><br />But, my goal is to be able to buy an iTouch at the end of summer. Only 4 more cakes to go before I reach my goal!!MdGhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02097934245121644565noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32829002.post-26616097647082426932009-06-28T18:28:00.003+02:002009-06-28T18:34:20.868+02:00Heh!<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjOedZZwEmowJ2VxjJ31QkA01T-CHkoXKt_YyMNDcGxIs7UP7p8-8-TH4USxUCzbymT1zygGKIh9OMhdzk2rNjwbo7O_t0NuqB0cVlmchB6YgWQsa8Q9tpYJmrTTybY1k60xYR6/s1600-h/IMGP0932.JPG"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjOedZZwEmowJ2VxjJ31QkA01T-CHkoXKt_YyMNDcGxIs7UP7p8-8-TH4USxUCzbymT1zygGKIh9OMhdzk2rNjwbo7O_t0NuqB0cVlmchB6YgWQsa8Q9tpYJmrTTybY1k60xYR6/s400/IMGP0932.JPG" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5352417289354478354" /></a><br />Hmmm... this picture is kind of small, but...<br /><br />One of those things you might only see in Germany.<br />Tweens on ponys riding down the sidewalk...huh.MdGhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02097934245121644565noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32829002.post-15241778249888641682009-06-14T18:33:00.005+02:002009-06-14T18:40:29.482+02:00Decisions...decisions...Today Piko deGallo and I were discussing next year's costume for the Star Wars mini-convention held here on base.<br />She wants something a little more girly than <a href="http://the-daily-observation.blogspot.com/2008/10/you-will-never-find-more-wretched-hive.html">last year</a>.<br />And we cant decide between <br /><br />Queen Amidala's Parade gown<br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiANRsxkvz5aNdtHQJsHATB8VkJKwYijqd8Yb9kbmYGVWb7KUienll4tZzk7d6MZNIF55DtBI0YpmWZLhBXSW_02a1Vlc_MmRO0cZXikxFeFjz1BSH5DZzl2YpO6lzBnICA_nqM/s1600-h/celebration20.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 282px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiANRsxkvz5aNdtHQJsHATB8VkJKwYijqd8Yb9kbmYGVWb7KUienll4tZzk7d6MZNIF55DtBI0YpmWZLhBXSW_02a1Vlc_MmRO0cZXikxFeFjz1BSH5DZzl2YpO6lzBnICA_nqM/s400/celebration20.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5347223171331677122" /></a><br />Or Senator Amidala's Lake Dress.<br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg1nRGhVx_DrsPEO2GGV5Mu0A3fEbqJKTxZB-8LgI8VzB2Ph3OCuSdUYc4Rz7EdIrJIc-R6fiIr6QhoRChQNlrhEcfmiQewh55BMRrG5-EbhCd5JYEdPMxRMMcKtlxbYSjyTZ2I/s1600-h/padme_pastel_large.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 242px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg1nRGhVx_DrsPEO2GGV5Mu0A3fEbqJKTxZB-8LgI8VzB2Ph3OCuSdUYc4Rz7EdIrJIc-R6fiIr6QhoRChQNlrhEcfmiQewh55BMRrG5-EbhCd5JYEdPMxRMMcKtlxbYSjyTZ2I/s400/padme_pastel_large.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5347223831392115218" /></a><br />Oh my, both are pretty difficult dresses. I'm thinking I'm glad we started discussing it early.<br /><br />I'm sure further updates will occur. I'm thinking I might document this one in a tutorial of sorts.<br /><br />She also wants to be Xena for halloween...WOW.MdGhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02097934245121644565noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32829002.post-8135705390219202502009-05-25T20:04:00.003+02:002009-05-25T20:10:36.469+02:00FYIThis is the cake I want for my birthday.<br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg_xq3b3Y9bI44NPUwoJqy-iC0VOvqGfi8aRGDo6ol2_JPIY0u6hIAKhDJVPDxj2V3ZOB5EavM5LxcwjkSBj6VHXFTF7JnezaB1AYXSvNdAsv0BOWnDLESmYChn0QyDiO279uWv/s1600-h/star-wars-at-at-cake.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 269px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg_xq3b3Y9bI44NPUwoJqy-iC0VOvqGfi8aRGDo6ol2_JPIY0u6hIAKhDJVPDxj2V3ZOB5EavM5LxcwjkSBj6VHXFTF7JnezaB1AYXSvNdAsv0BOWnDLESmYChn0QyDiO279uWv/s400/star-wars-at-at-cake.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5339825069068998978" /></a><br />It's an AT-AT cake, YO!!<br /><br />This one is by Jennifer Luxmore of <a href="http://www.eatwicked.com/">Sin Desserts</a>.<br /><br />I seriously want the <a href="http://shop.lego.com/Product/?p=10178">motorized Lego AT-AT</a> too, but it's about $200. I just can't justify that level of Geekdom.MdGhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02097934245121644565noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32829002.post-67821300326726794992009-05-21T12:21:00.003+02:002009-05-21T12:45:36.608+02:00Snip! Snip!From this...<br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgD2jPoXTc2IDYKN-14a_tTjVAq9952l6YA2R5e9r8o0hNFBiqCIjp4Om62EQgkMJWfi6fHFDw83fzX0Fh1c_77Tx-P0MWkIMRwwv0C73ZTj6mOT_1_0u2G1eMiiirfpnGfwCkC/s1600-h/IMGP0676.JPG"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgD2jPoXTc2IDYKN-14a_tTjVAq9952l6YA2R5e9r8o0hNFBiqCIjp4Om62EQgkMJWfi6fHFDw83fzX0Fh1c_77Tx-P0MWkIMRwwv0C73ZTj6mOT_1_0u2G1eMiiirfpnGfwCkC/s400/IMGP0676.JPG" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5338222205220443474" /></a><br />To this...<br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhNzj0q4AcZQgfWePg_76KLvwGO-A3UJVI8rzMEikFUuglASZnszpZnzOpb-A6C5Soe11FV4GomrvtSzvFyubJeawqYaB_MsiebExQT_Ho5lPpLx1aOSg1NqfMug1mGRh8O8NmK/s1600-h/IMGP0677.JPG"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 300px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhNzj0q4AcZQgfWePg_76KLvwGO-A3UJVI8rzMEikFUuglASZnszpZnzOpb-A6C5Soe11FV4GomrvtSzvFyubJeawqYaB_MsiebExQT_Ho5lPpLx1aOSg1NqfMug1mGRh8O8NmK/s400/IMGP0677.JPG" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5338222212156974130" /></a><br /><br />In eleventymillion teeny tiny little steps!<br /><br />Fun but frustrating, I almost want to make another one, because I'm sure it will come out about 40% better than this one. I just don't have enough time. This one is going on a cake tomorrow morning.<br /><br />I also need a pair of very sharp fine pointed scissors. What I dont need is another hobby.MdGhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02097934245121644565noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32829002.post-21736591260668140582009-05-16T06:36:00.000+02:002009-05-16T06:38:10.092+02:00I'm Bleeeeeding!!!!So the blood thinning treatment progresses apace.<br /><br />I go in to the hospital twice a week to have a Quick Test done, I guess to check my clotting, or lack of.<br /><br />Yesterday, two funny things happened.<br /><br />One, I took Her Doktor's secretary some chocolate chunk brownies. She almost fainted, and asked me for my recipe. I told her I would just bring her some boxes of Dunken Hines brownie mix. I've never seen brownie mix in the German stores. I'm hoping that this will grease the wheels a little and cut my wait for asessment down to 45 minutes instead of an hour and fifteen. They have the warmest office waiting area ever. I think I've fallen asleep three times out of five.<br /><br />The second funny happened with my Phlebotomist. After taking my wee bit of blood, she put the "plaster" on my old insertion site, and not the one she had just made. I didn't notice until I ran up two flights of stairs and my arm inside my jacket felt wet. Holy crap! It was not dripping from my fingertips or anything, this was just a needle prick, but it was still a mess. My friend Mrs. Major said I should have faked a fainting spell. Maybe I should take the Lab some brownies too.<br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgdDhBwo9a4HGoCYw8tFbbMtk7RZac1zjx7QTSQ0Uok7xVNtF_T-oRKCgPXScU8r_v-dyM5fR88G67LMLa0yFxElcm1PBsHQRd1vEoNpTPNRYLGWMe3czNwTnIf9qFGrM40EDEY/s1600-h/vampire+cat.bmp"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 351px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgdDhBwo9a4HGoCYw8tFbbMtk7RZac1zjx7QTSQ0Uok7xVNtF_T-oRKCgPXScU8r_v-dyM5fR88G67LMLa0yFxElcm1PBsHQRd1vEoNpTPNRYLGWMe3czNwTnIf9qFGrM40EDEY/s400/vampire+cat.bmp" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5335812447801532706" /></a>MdGhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02097934245121644565noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32829002.post-45789072917172156192009-05-15T00:21:00.004+02:002009-05-15T00:27:31.531+02:00DILFSo I found out yesterday that one of the 3rd grade teachers thinks Sarge is "hot". She spotted him at one of the Police Week demos at the school.<br /><br />Huh. Okay...<br /><br />Don't get me wrong, I find Sarge super-duper hot. <br /><br />He's a 9 to my 6.<br /><br />Don't you agree?<br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjEmZbH_cs-yuSYx9u8JPoXbS9wLmRyg8e3_VLW9t2iKo9GEElLpjJcdjJLBba_1NRNK3oURYrNUKgUyd3cydku33Bsv27omNUazKqlmB20TgcJ8a71FAhVLHnj3PcAIPJESlks/s1600-h/IMGP0558.JPG"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 300px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjEmZbH_cs-yuSYx9u8JPoXbS9wLmRyg8e3_VLW9t2iKo9GEElLpjJcdjJLBba_1NRNK3oURYrNUKgUyd3cydku33Bsv27omNUazKqlmB20TgcJ8a71FAhVLHnj3PcAIPJESlks/s400/IMGP0558.JPG" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5335809686475040242" /></a><br /><br />He would be even hotter if he actually washed that pan after cooking his breakfast.MdGhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02097934245121644565noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32829002.post-21171774566779868842009-05-11T07:11:00.003+02:002009-05-11T07:21:37.377+02:00Public ServiceThis week is <a href="http://www.dglobe.com/event/article/id/22306/">National Police Week</a>.<br /><br /><a href="http://www.nationalpoliceweek.com/">National Police Week in Washington D.C.</a><br /><br />Take some time to support your local cops (even if you don't like them 80% of the time). Many of them, like my Sarge, often have to put their lives on the line in dangerous situations. Some die in the line of duty, and much of the money raised during Police Week events goes to support families affected by such tragedies.<br /><br />You never know when you might need one. <br /><br />And yes, Sarge's favorite doughnut is the one with pink icing and sprinkles, just like Chief Wiggum.<br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiJnjS6H1eMMsgX3q7MTCea9yXzOHUnWPX6UUxXVTiepYcwqEU1bLkKeG7oQ63MTwqhn7aiDxluFlI3FS1GIIYjLINw5o0TizsVLKJmR4vmQrOxZto0-8s7nj4TD_jpdjXj12rP/s1600-h/245px-Chief_Wiggum.png"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 245px; height: 370px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiJnjS6H1eMMsgX3q7MTCea9yXzOHUnWPX6UUxXVTiepYcwqEU1bLkKeG7oQ63MTwqhn7aiDxluFlI3FS1GIIYjLINw5o0TizsVLKJmR4vmQrOxZto0-8s7nj4TD_jpdjXj12rP/s400/245px-Chief_Wiggum.png" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5334432000219376002" /></a>MdGhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02097934245121644565noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32829002.post-72775479417491644752009-05-01T06:43:00.003+02:002009-05-01T06:48:47.960+02:00As we were driving to school yesterday morning Piko de Gallo and I are listening to the one American radio channel we get in the car. <br /><br />Of course the topic is <strong>OMGSWINEFLUOMG!!!!</strong><br /><br />This is what I hear, and I'm pretty sure I heard it correctly.<br /><br /><em>"This does not affect mission status travel, however, if you're planning on traveling to Mexico to say, have your baby, <strong>you might want to abort that</strong>."</em><br /><br />HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! WUT?<br /><br />And of course, obilagtory OMGSWINEFLUOMG macro.<br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEipsu6faBRT8etw64Hs_2T44ilKdNDY6Jwi8nVXqEuDj-cn7mTjOKRGVC0WwAl8AsFtCQCrWSyIihuVDoEcSIhZMVvn9FakZZ8SdRIje73Y7K_tEcHVWHZ8ZyQtTrl0jEbMSH7d/s1600-h/swineflu.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEipsu6faBRT8etw64Hs_2T44ilKdNDY6Jwi8nVXqEuDj-cn7mTjOKRGVC0WwAl8AsFtCQCrWSyIihuVDoEcSIhZMVvn9FakZZ8SdRIje73Y7K_tEcHVWHZ8ZyQtTrl0jEbMSH7d/s400/swineflu.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5330711692036129986" /></a>MdGhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02097934245121644565noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32829002.post-46977702267512596182009-04-28T22:47:00.004+02:002009-04-28T22:53:54.754+02:00Just in case anyone is wondering what 175 EUROS looks like.<br /><br />Here ya go<br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhFuOna3H77NnAbd8OXIqOggMYkz-pciWE3X1l6tdnDugU51YjfJME_yVEQCjIpzH_GN40z53x2wHhER1Xe9UAM14afP4KPZg4lQ0k3ax7UDh1iUd3GPyD3pryonMRM6_pxx2f9/s1600-h/IMGP0614.JPG"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 300px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhFuOna3H77NnAbd8OXIqOggMYkz-pciWE3X1l6tdnDugU51YjfJME_yVEQCjIpzH_GN40z53x2wHhER1Xe9UAM14afP4KPZg4lQ0k3ax7UDh1iUd3GPyD3pryonMRM6_pxx2f9/s400/IMGP0614.JPG" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5329847770833469778" /></a><br /><br />Yeah, woo-FRACKING-hoo, more drugs for me. Maybe this time I will take a picture of the belt of bruises I get from having to inject myself with an anticoagulant twice a day.<br /><br />Probably not, that's not an image for public consumption.<br /><br />When discussing my blood thinning treatment Herr Doktor tells me:<br />"If you have bleeding, you MUST come in."<br /><br />Well, I'm no medical expert, but DUH!MdGhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02097934245121644565noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32829002.post-27846947433167680802009-04-26T09:09:00.002+02:002009-04-26T09:14:08.171+02:00Not PerfectWhat do you suppose it means when one of your supposed closest friends says:<br />"Well, we all can't be perfect ALL the time."<br />Directed at you when you are discussing a funny and fantastic fail of a project.<br /><br />I wish my "Classic" girfriends were here. Friend "Lite" are just not cutting it.MdGhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02097934245121644565noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32829002.post-49128959874727191172009-04-16T10:08:00.006+02:002009-04-16T17:05:03.160+02:00Not a political statementOMG!! <br /><br />Best cake ever!!<br /><br />Before cutting<br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjCYDEzPwucElVShJ8JuDf9Tvocnbo6ubon66MfBcev9HkFSYq_YmJprL0WbRmat_Ts-JNGHl31HGdHEGJkHCBBW4aZ0V4e1y7llCaznkK5iMvLdaEu1sKMSaOvJFXuE6QImyk1/s1600-h/Rainbow+Cake+4.15.09+%231.JPG"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 300px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjCYDEzPwucElVShJ8JuDf9Tvocnbo6ubon66MfBcev9HkFSYq_YmJprL0WbRmat_Ts-JNGHl31HGdHEGJkHCBBW4aZ0V4e1y7llCaznkK5iMvLdaEu1sKMSaOvJFXuE6QImyk1/s400/Rainbow+Cake+4.15.09+%231.JPG" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5325301512642092002" /></a><br /><br />After cutting. <br />SHAZAM!!!<br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgfJ7pdOtSuTkz_MjAUXw8CQ8eIiXhuXvcMnQLNHSi5AVVfT5Hk5OHrqijhBTdzOoH2krd_wTMHoALXMcv3p_5yrGAL4hyphenhyphenLbytye2UIIv50UBawjsAw5h2Vx5BAQj9lSIrRqbsT/s1600-h/Rainbow+Cake+4.15.09+%232.JPG"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 300px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgfJ7pdOtSuTkz_MjAUXw8CQ8eIiXhuXvcMnQLNHSi5AVVfT5Hk5OHrqijhBTdzOoH2krd_wTMHoALXMcv3p_5yrGAL4hyphenhyphenLbytye2UIIv50UBawjsAw5h2Vx5BAQj9lSIrRqbsT/s400/Rainbow+Cake+4.15.09+%232.JPG" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5325302736562928722" /></a><br /><br /><br />I used <a href="http://www.omnomicon.com/rainbowcake">this tutorial</a>, but made my cake the regualr way, not with the soda. And frosted with home made buttercream frosting.<br /><br />Yummy! And superduper cute.MdGhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02097934245121644565noreply@blogger.com3