Ok, I seriously want this t-shirt! Of course I can only find it online in a Men's Large and up. And, to boot, it's fracking $25!!! Could I pay $25 for a tshirt?!
Oh, heck yeah, when it's as awesome as this one.
Of course all you bastards who get to go to things like DragonCon, and freaking Star Wars Celebration. I hate you, hate you all.