Today I looked out the window and saw Sarge getting his new shopvac (The Librarian and I broke his old one vacuuming the dog) out of the shed. He mows, he rakes, he sweeps, he vacs. I look out about 15 minutes later and see him vacuuming Piko de Gallo's sandbox (he was just finishing up, so I couldn't get a picture).
You know, I realize he just came home from 6 months in the desert, but seriously?
He claims that he was getting leaves out, and he was too lazy to bend down to pick them up.